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A sad lie

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Jeg fylte hjemme

I dag har jeg hørt den dårligste løgnen for ubetalt busskort jeg noen gang har hørt.

Gutten kommer ombord bussen, klikker kortet to ganger på den berøringsfrie kortleseren og det viser rødt på min skjerm begge gangene.  Jeg slår på kortkontrollfunksjonen på billettmaskinen og ser på dataskjermen at kortet er tomt.

” – Det er tomt” sa jeg.
“- Er det tomt?” sa gutten.
“- Har du penger for å fylle på?” sa jeg.
“- Nei, det har jeg ikke.” sa gutten.
“- Men jeg fylte på i morges” sa gutten.
“- Nei, det gjorde du ikke, kortet er tomt.” sa jeg.
“- Jeg fylte det på i morges.” sa gutten igjen.
“- Hvordan fylte du på da?” sa jeg.
“- På min datamaskin hjemme.” sa gutten.

Jeg skjønte jo at han løy. Så jeg sa til ham

“- Ikke stå her og lyg meg rett i ansiktet.”

Gutten stod på sitt.

“- Jeg gjorde det, jeg fylte på hjemme på datamaskinen.” sa gutten.

Så jeg spilte litt videre på det og sa

“- Har du kvittering?”
“- Nei” sa gutten
“-Du har ikke fylt på kortet på datamaskinen.” sa jeg. Men gadd ikke dividere så mye med ham.

Jeg visste jo at det var tull, man må ha en kortleser og billettmaskin for å gjøre det.

Vel, han ble med likevel. Er ikke store karn, jeg hadde vel fått kjeft om jeg hadde avvist ham. Men jeg hadde lyst å si til ham at han måtte ringe mor for å få skyss når han lyger til meg.

Da han gikk av flirte han som i triumf. Han burde heller ha tørket fliret av fjeset og vært takknemlig for at han i det hele tatt fikk være med. Lille løgner

Om de bare visste hvordan de dummer seg ut når de lyger. Bussjåfører kan alle triksen i boka, og de som har jobbet noen år kan det i hvert fall.

English

I filled at home

Today I heard the worst lie for a unpaid bus card I have ever heard.

The boy comes aboard the bus, then put the the card twice to the touch free reader and it went red both times. I turn on the card  control on my ticket machine and read at the computer screen that the card is blank – not paid for. Sum is zero.

“- It is empty.” I said.
“- Is it empty?” said the boy.
“- Do you have money to fill?” I said
“- No, I have not.” said the boy.
“- But I filled it this morning,” said the boy.
“- No, you did not, the card is empty.” I said.
“- I filled it this morning.” said the boy again.
“- How you filled in then?” I said
“- On my computer at home.” said the boy.

I knew of course that he lied. So I said to him,

“- Do not stand here and lie to face.”

The boy stood on his.

“- I did that, I turned on the home computer and filled it.” said the boy.

So I played along a bit further on, saying

“- Do you have a receipt?”
“- No,” said the boy
“You have not filled the card on the computer.” I said. But did not bother talking so much with him.

I knew it was bullshit, you have to have a card reader and a ticket machine to do it.

Well, he got in anyway. Is not big of a lad, I was afraid to get yelled at if I had denied him travel. But I wanted to say to him that he had to call mom to get a ride when he lie to me, but i didn’t.

When he went off the bus he grinned as triumphantly. He should rather have wiped the grin off his face and be grateful that he was allowed a travel home at all. Little lier

If they only knew what a fool they make out of themselves lying. Bus drivers knows all the trix in the book, and even more so those who have been in the job for some years.

Author: Annelie

I like canoeing, photographing, friends, movies, food, humor, and going on trips. I dislike rudeness, dishonesty, violence, nastyness, and people not caring for others. I do not drink much, I do not smoke and I do not do drugs. I love friends who are kind to me and stick with me. If you want to give me a gift, the best gift is to stop smoking and stop using fragranced products. Then you give me health and that dear friend, is the best gift a person can get. It is a gift of love. I got asthma and I am hearing disabled.

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